ridge:

80% chance he’s referring to anal

(via laugh-addict)

thisfeliciaday:

I can’t have coffee anymore due to stomach issues so this is…such good porn for me. 

wilwheaton:

sassingintothevoid:

Coffee porn.     (Cinemagraphs and gifs from this cool article.)

AKA Sean Bonner porn.

(via ladyvader)

asker

adriofthedead asked: "rarity can't be a feminist because she's all about beauty" cause only real feminists smear feces all over their bodies before ripping out a man's jugular with her teeth

adriofthedead:

dragondicks:

real feminists are burned by make-up and beauty products like holy water burns a vampire. We can’t go into department stores because those guys who spray you with perfume are literally fatal to us

I accidentally touched a dress once and fell into a coma for several weeks

corsolareef:

"begin your essay with an interesting fact or quote"
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im gonna fucking ACE this essay

(via sodamnrelatable)

itoodreamincolorandrhyme:

cheesebreadthedreadhead:

rzrtonguedpoet:

luxxy-chan:

brieeshxt:

babiluvmuffinxx:

church-of-minho:

I’m going to leave this here.

OMG WHAAAAAAAATTTTTTT

Twerking 1993-2013 omg

The fuck did I Just watch bruh?

*reblogs from the grave*

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Smh

I AM HERE FOR THIS

(via dontevengiveashit)

pinupdaysvintagenights:

New iphone case because #queen  👑

pinupdaysvintagenights:

New iphone case because #queen 👑